The Monkey's Paw (episode)

The Monkey's Paw, is the first episode of the series ''Anonymous Frog. ''It focuses on the Frog making five wishes using the fabled Monkey's Paw.

Synopsis
The Anonymous Frog has a monkey paw straight out of r/TheMonkeysPaw, and will make five wishes to benefit himself.

Plot
The Anonymous Frog proceeds to show off a monkey's paw, having found it after sinking in the lake and hitting his head on a rock, with the paw located right next to it. He then proceeds to make five wishes using it.

1st wish:
The Frog's first wish is for water to always taste as good as when he is thirsty."Downsides:" After getting his wish, he gets out a straw and drinks the whole lake dry.
 * He's always thirsty, then gets diabetes, which he already has)
 * Dying from hyponatremia (then explaining what it means.). He then proceeds to consume salt and dry up.
 * Needing an infinite amount of water to survive.

2nd wish:
His next wish is for World War 3 to start because someone stole his sandwich. There is only one downside. After making the wish, Frank Wurst shows up and steals the Frog's sandwich and orange juice, then flees.
 * The Germans stole all the sandwiches and ate all the orange juice.

3rd wish:
With a war taking place, the Anonymous Frog takes cover in a trench. Wanting to escape, he wishes for the ability to fly."Downsides:" With his new flying powers, he escapes from the trench and back home, unaware that a government agent had followed him home and prepared to arrest him.
 * Getting shot by the FBI
 * Can't control altitude
 * Someone sees him flying in the sky, records him, then posts it onto social media. The CIA and FBI see it, then proceed to arrest him at 3 AM, putting him through tests that end up killing him.

4th wish:
Now comfortable at home, the Frog proceeds to wish for a bowl of cereal."Downsides" Aided with backup, the agent Jared Jones breaks into the house, knocks the Anonymous Frog unconscious, then arrests him.
 * It's 4 and a half years old
 * There's no milk
 * Someone with a bowl of cereal will break in.

The Frog wakes up in a box, unable to escape, only for Jared to attempt to dissect him.

5th wish:
Exhausted from trying to dodge Jared's knife for 42 hours, the Frog makes his final wish, instantly teleporting home whenever he pushes the home button on his phone."Downsides" The Frog then proceeds to push the home button on his phone and teleport into a hospital in the woods.
 * Teleporting without his phone, wallet, or anything valuable.
 * Teleporting into a children's hospital without his phone, then getting labelled a creep by the media. The Frog would then have to live in the woods.

Trivia

 * This is the first Anonymous Frog episode.
 * The Anonymous Frog's box reads Rana volatus. Rana being a genus of frogs, while volatus is Latin for flight.
 * This video was turned into a YTP by the same creator, replacing most of the dialogue and objects with 'pingas'.


 * This marks the first appearances of Frank Wurst and Jared and James Jones.
 * James is bald and appears identical to Jared.

Errors

 * Despite being classified as Rana, the Anonymous Frog is green, uncommon for that particular genus.
 * Certain backdrops are drawn in a 4:3 ratio, whereas the video is widescreen. This is apparent when the Frog and Jared move past the pillarboxes.
 * Out of all the posts, u/InsecureTalent is the only user to not have their name censored out. They posted the only downside to the second wish.
 * On the same post, the word 'asses' also remains uncensored.